Airline food

So what's the deal with airline food these days? It seems like everytime I'm on a plane, the flight attendant that passes out snacks, ALWAYS comes with the drinks first. This is ok, unless you're that type of guy that's going like, "Oh man, why didn't I eat breakfast man, I'm STARVING.... I got 4 different tapeworms chewin' at my innards for food like a hacksaw tearing me a new one.." Unless you're on those long 8 hour flights, you ain't getting no big fat meal. The best of food you can get is some packed peanuts or some small pretzels... One time I was coming home from across the world, and I was offered a sandwich while watching "The Campaign." Who could say no to that?! I got the sandwich and it was nothing like a sandwich... The contents were like, "O.O" wow.... That is one complex way to eat a sandwich... but it was tasty... eDe