This Weather SUCKS!

This weather SUCKS

Ok... What's going on here?

Didn't it just get warm yesterday?

I'm serious, I could have sworn that it JUST got warm yesterday. 

I literally remember, and I use that term loosely, the vortex of polarity passed over two days from yesterday. 

I'm serious it was yesterday! 

My god my nads are freezing!

And that's when I realized... 

It just got f***king freezing out here!!!

OH SWEET BREAD ON RYE!

My hands are nothing but glowing glass.

It's so cold out here that I'd rather go out on the street naked covered in hot sauce. 

This wasn't the sunny weather that the weatherman told me yesterday!

Whoever made up that lie must be burned under a bridge. 

It's so cold out here that the Wicked Witch of the West would have begged to melt rather than suffer this torture. But with this weather out here, I don't feel so bad. 

I could watch frozen again, and have 20 cans of beer.