2013-09-22

Best pick up line

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(In case the words are hard to see.)

Hey girl. Did anyone ever tell you that-

YOU LOOK CRISPIER THAN BACON...

2013-09-22

WOOO!!!

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Woo!! I have the greatest of joy.

This is normal for a simple boy.

I have won a game you see.

A game that is called Modern Warfare 3.

This poem, I intend, to rhyme.

So I use names that don't normally come to mind.

Do not judge if you're the so-called "master" of this game.

There is no true master. A lot of you are just lame. There is one game for sure that I will always play through.

A game I like to call, Team Fortress 2.

2013-08-10

How the summer's been

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2013-06-01

Airline food

So what's the deal with airline food these days? It seems like everytime I'm on a plane, the flight attendant that passes out snacks, ALWAYS comes with the drinks first. This is ok, unless you're that type of guy that's going like, "Oh man, why didn't I eat breakfast man, I'm STARVING.... I got 4 different tapeworms chewin' at my innards for food like a hacksaw tearing me a new one.." Unless you're on those long 8 hour flights, you ain't getting no big fat meal. The best of food you can get is some packed peanuts or some small pretzels... One time I was coming home from across the world, and I was offered a sandwich while watching "The Campaign." Who could say no to that?! I got the sandwich and it was nothing like a sandwich... The contents were like, "O.O" wow.... That is one complex way to eat a sandwich... but it was tasty... eDe